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Mr. Treon
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12/18/2003
07:36:48
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What kind of irritating skin disease do you get from being blacklisted by Senator Joe McCarthy?
answer: Burl Hives !
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Wally F. Swoboda
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12/18/2003
12:29:05
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I have a polaroid snapshot of Jerry Charles and Mrs. Newhouser necking in a treefort in the woods, while a bunch of bums are trying to put out a forrest fire that Earl Jr. started on purpose while smoking kent cigarettes, cooking beans and reading Earl Sr.'s dirty magazines. Don't bother asking, cause they ain't for sale.
VVVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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blackie la rue
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12/18/2003
12:29:48
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what about Cohn's disease?
My dear neighbor, Mrs. Newhouser's sister-in-law, Mrs. Newhouser, told me she got explosives boils from those guys.
of course she still believes the rosenbergs were innocent.
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J. Stalin
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12/19/2003
04:45:43
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Roy Cohn was a true Russian !, I mean American !
what disease do you get from being in the same room with Roy Cohn?
"Cohnstipation !!!!!!"
I got a million of em' !
J. Stalin,
c/o Hell
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Thurmond Wayne Dobbs
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12/19/2003
05:02:15
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What did the mathmetician do to solve HIS constipation dillema?
He took a pencil and worked it out!!
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prof. corey
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12/22/2003
21:08:38
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That's it!
You are all in detention for the next three weeks.
Young ladies,
disrobe!!
Gentlemen,
kindly take note...!
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Bob and Larry
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12/23/2003
04:31:59
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come in Larry !
is that you Bob ?
Yeah Larry, its me Bob !
I'm coming in for a landing Bob !
Good, Larry, you are cleared to land!
Thanks Bob, I'm on my way !
Thats good, Larry, cause the Prof. says we are in detention !
Over & Out
Over & Out !
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Rotavio Flores
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5/09/2005
09:20:12
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I am not a ladies man. I have nervousness when speaking to a
member of the opposite sex. My voice cracks and the gaseous
build up in my intestinal tract becomes so painful that I am
afraid that I will burst. I somehow manage to keep my pucker
string curled and tight, but then my stomach hurts for hours.
Even when I am at home alone and a female phone solicitor
calls upon the phone, my lower gi. fills with painfull and noxious
methane.
Due to the extreme tightness and precission of my aperture, I
find that even under the most stress free circumstances, it takes
hours to drain my pouch of the painful gas, and the smell
lingers for hours.
I have never broken wind in a public place and now I find the
pain of waiting until the end of the day to release my pay load is
almost unbearable.
I tried to sneak one out at the moma once, during a
Vermeer showing. while my gas is for the most part silent, I
found that tampering with the flow of air produces a rather loud
and high pitched noise, A noise that hurts the ears.
The new doctor at the clinic has told me that he wishes to
send me to a specialist in Sweden, where I will be fitted with the
latest in flatus bag technology, and if therapy works they will
eventualy phase out the bag and just leave the tube in.
Before undertaking such a costly procedure, I felt compelled
to write to you and see if anyone here has had this procedure,
and also if there area any famous people who have had use of
the flatus tube?
sincerely,
Rotavio
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Hunk and Moon Man
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5/10/2005
04:53:17
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Dear Flatus,
You doesn't hafta go to Sweden, wherever that is. You can get a reasonably priced pre-owned flatus tube with installation, at Bing & Libby's for 19.99. We love ours. We had Ed Earl Jr. drill holes in the flatus tube shaft in shop class. Now we can fart and play tunes at the same time. I enjoy cowboy yodeling songs, but Moon Man prefers patriotic marches.
Hunk
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moon man mullins
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5/10/2005
08:10:07
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John Phillip Sousa RULES!!!!!!!!
mmm.
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little rusty
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5/14/2005
19:39:02
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lost
one gray kitten
with whiskers
very snuggley
loves to be pet
fond of children
feared cat-napped
by those
2 evil
little shits
ed jr
and his brother
earl jr
who are
butt sniffers
to the
10th
power.
if you run accross them
use caution
as their stupidity
could prove lethal.
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Mrs. Newhouser
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5/16/2005
05:45:59
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Listen up Little Rusty (if thats your real name and I don't believe it for a second)My twin sons Ed Jr. and Earl Jr. have never stolen a cat in their lives. Chickens, yes, cats, no, well not live cats anyway. So, stop casting aspirins at their good names or I shall be forced to unleash a savage boil missile attack on your parent's split level on Penna. Ave., of such force, it will melt the asphestos shingles right off front, and severly damage the brickwork.
I ain't shittin around !
Mrs. Newhouser
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Earl Jr and Ed jr
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5/16/2005
10:35:15
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Yeah, little rusty, what Ma said !!!!!!!!
word up to your mother !!!!!
No. 1 Dr. Cool Earl Cornbread Ed Jr.
c/o Broad Street
Philly
ps: that was you that was passed out under the bridge with an empty bottle of thunderbird. we seen when we was on the bus !
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jaswoq clojer
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5/25/2005
15:23:15
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der win sidern
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